
biblically accurate angels are the new doggo for people who lie about having religious trauma for clout
people saw steven a talk about cars rite
skip to like 1:45
“you cannot fuck osmosis jones” has the same meter as “i do not like green eggs and ham”. someone get on this mashup, stat.
you cannot fuck osmosis jones
you cannot fuck him over phones
you cannot fuck him in real life
you can’t tag-team him with your wife
you cannot fuck him, that’s absurd–
he’s fictional, and he’s a germ
no matter what you might suppose
you just can’t fuck osmosis jones!
i’m sorry, dude, i wrecked your plan–
but you can’t fuck him, sam-i-am
this website is full of people chasing the high of being right in 10th grade english