please welcome to the stage america's burden

ecriture-feminine:

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‘de-singularizing the Holocaust’ bro Orwellian af

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supplementes:

biblically accurate angels are the new doggo for people who lie about having religious trauma for clout

kushblazer666:

kushblazer666:

people saw steven a talk about cars rite

skip to like 1:45

aprilwitching:

vacantvisionary:

“you cannot fuck osmosis jones” has the same meter as “i do not like green eggs and ham”. someone get on this mashup, stat.

you cannot fuck osmosis jones

you cannot fuck him over phones

you cannot fuck him in real life

you can’t tag-team him with your wife

you cannot fuck him, that’s absurd–

he’s fictional, and he’s a germ

no matter what you might suppose

you just can’t fuck osmosis jones!

i’m sorry, dude, i wrecked your plan–

but you can’t fuck him, sam-i-am

electrificata:

this website is full of people chasing the high of being right in 10th grade english